Tuesday, October 19, 2010

As a Karate Expert...



If you want to marry a shoe, he'll marry you two!

If I still lived in New York, he could get my vote. Because the rent, is too damn high.
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5 comments:

  1. zugOctober 19, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    But will he marry you to a PAIR of shoes? Or do you have to marry just one and keep the other around as a "sister-wife" shoe?

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  2. Someone SaidOctober 19, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    Would it be a left or a right shoe?
    And what about flip-flops?

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  3. zqgOctober 19, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    If you're marrying them they should both be the right shoe. If one party walks away the other two will be "left."

    Flip-flops keep the relationship interesting for everyone, if you're into that sort of thing.

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  4. Someone SaidOctober 19, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    If he's going to marry you to a shoe, I do not think he'd stop at anything really.

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  5. zomgOctober 19, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    There was an old lady who LIVED in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do.

    See how those damn shoes simultaneously contribute to societal decay and overpopulation!

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