Sunday, May 31, 2020

Troubles America

The last few nights in Columbus have been a tense display of protests, property damage and police overreach. I'm grateful that it has not been worse, because it could be.

Yesterday I watched the social media feeds of friends of mine bravely go to a protest downtown. For over an hour, maybe longer, it was peaceful. Then, somewhere, a switch was activated and the police, mounted police and SWAT teams indiscriminately pepper sprayed scores of people.

Police Chief Thomas Quinlan blamed the protesters, the protesters blamed the police and the Mayor of Columbus, Andrew Ginther...well where was he while the president of Columbus City Council Shannon Hardin, County Commissioner Kevin Boyce and Congresswoman Joyce Beatty were on the front line and were also pepper sprayed by the police.

It was tense and this old man on the couch was worried about his friends, some of whom were sprayed or shot with wooden bullets but are otherwise intact.

The protests spread to the short north, where many businesses had already boarded up their windows in anticipation of confrontations. Several shops has already sustained damage and looting during the previous nights clashes.

By this time Mayor Ginther came out of meeting with developers, or where ever he was receiving orders, to issue this tweet.

"Racism and discrimination are threats to the quality of life and safety of our community. We are committed to addressing these concerns and making changes when necessary. We believe that we can peacefully protest, keep each other safe and make sure that our community remains America’s Opportunity City"

I'm so glad he took the time to issue a marketing and branding report for Columbus. Ginther had a press conference with Governor DeWine, and the national guard was called in to assist. Ohio and the national guard have a wonderful history together. A 10PM curfew was enacted and it seemed like it was respected as the streets were clear.



I woke up to what I think is calm in my newsfeeds. I know there were more injuries and violence in other cities. We're not doing this well. How do we fix this and all that? Committees, blue ribbon panels, citizen councils taking a knee and the like - they have not worked. The only thing that has not changed is the police, who are now equipped like Robo Cop while school buildings have leaky ceilings.



In this culture, this climate, with this administration in charge in the White House, what do we have the collective will to do to stop this racist county from being racist anymore?

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Friday, April 24, 2020

Cheers!

In light of the president's comments regarding injecting disinfectant into the lungs to kill the COVID-19 virus, here are a few cocktails to make the MAGA life easier.

Trumpicillin

1 1/2 oz. Gin (your preference)
1 oz. Simple syrup
1/2 oz. Lavender Lysol (or to taste)
2 dashes Peychaud's Bitters
Fill shaker with ice. Shake vigorously for 30 seconds
Strain into highball glass filled with fresh ice
Top with club soda.

Tropi-Kill

2 oz. white rum
2 tsp Mango Flavor-Aid
1 oz lime juice
1 1/2 oz Lysol Lemon
3 dashes orange bitters
Stir in mixing glass until powder is dissolved
Strain into old fashioned glass
Float 1/2 oz Bacardi 151

Ivanka's Cough

8 strawberries, de-stemmed
2 oz. trump vodka
2 oz. Lysol Orange
1 Frozen champagne popsicle
Place in blender, add a few ice cubes
Blend until smooth
Pour into flute
Top with six drops Meyer Lemon soap

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Still in place

Trying to maintain it all. Some days are easier than others. Hope you are all as well as you can be.

Writers Block has been holding online readings during the pandemic. I put a poem out there last night.

Here it is.

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Stay frosty

Our self-quarantine ended on Monday with no incident. We received a PDF letter of clean health from the county so we can go out into the madness if we want to. We're fine, symptom free.

I see that breathing and speaking may be spreading the virus around so society is about to become the plot of Guy Maddin's Careful.

I'm sure there will be people telling us when and how to breathe properly into our home made masks any day now. And how not to talk to each other when you go out for a walk in the park.

If twitter use spread the virus your friend's racist friend would not know what to do with themselves.

Maybe we'll be able to go out to a restaurant again by mid-June. Maybe, if anyone is left and able to have the funds to reopen. The economy is at a standstill and people are dying. It's a fine line that $1,200 checks are not going to solve. Of course the corporations will be just fine. The executives with initialed titles will be fine. The managers of hedge funds will be just fine. The major stockholders will be fine.

Whew, we sure dodged a bullet there by bailing out the airlines.

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Pandemic travel

Well, a lot has changed in the world since I posted here last month. I do hope you are all healthy, safe and trying to stay intact during this tumultuous time in history.

We booked our trip to Scotland back in January, and left for Glasgow the night of 3/11. The flight from Columbus to Charlotte went without incident. After we boarded our flight to London, there was a band on board who just found out their tour of Europe was cancelled and they asked to get off the plane. Their request was granted and our flight was delayed while all of their luggage/equipment was taken out of the hold.

Mid-flight, I was watching CNN and the dipshit in chief was giving the initial travel ban speech which effected all European travel, but not the UK. Felt horrible because there were people and school groups who had connecting flights to other places in Europe. They essentially had to turn right around. We had a connection to Glasgow.

After we all boarded that flight, the Captain announced that there was a scratch on front of the plane and we had to switch planes. After talking to my brother-in-law pilot, this is something that does happen. A drone or bird could have hit the plane and they cause damage. I did see what looked like a deep gouge where they said the scratch was, so better safe than dead.

When we got to Glasgow, our room was not ready. It was a crazy trip there.

We met up with my wife's sister, and her husband flew in from Dubai on his working flight. So we got to see him for a bit before he had to fly back to Dubai the next day.

Glasgow was cautious, but people were going about their lives. Places were open, but crowds and business were down in most places. We still had a flight home the next Friday.

Oh, toilet paper hoarding is universal.

That all changed Saturday morning when the UK travel ban was announced. My airline (American) and agent (Expedia) were no help at all in trying to get us home. We are very lucky we could simply afford to buy a one way ticket out of Glasgow for Monday morning on Delta.

(I still have heard nothing from American or Expedia in making good on the cancelled flight)

We were able to spend a few hours with my wife's father, who is not in the best of health, before we left.

The flight from Glasgow to Amsterdam on Monday morning was fine, about two thirds full maybe.

Schiphol Airport is one of the busiest in Europe, it was a ghost town. Flights were cancelled and very few people were traveling. It was almost as people were preparing for a hurricane, or war.

They said our flight was full, but there were a few empty seats, as we left for Detroit.

I had seen pictures of absolute horror shows at customs in O'Hare, Dallas, and other US airports and was prepared for the worst. I expected to miss our connection and was prepared to find a hotel room and drive back to Columbus if there was no connecting flight the next day.

Even the pilot was not sure what we were coming into, but he said lines were minimal, about 25-30 minutes.

When we entered Customs Hall, it was very quiet in comparison to other customs we've been to that have been loud and had shouting agents (You, Philadelphia). There were plenty of agents and we got through line one with no real difficulty.

When we left the plane, I'm pretty sure CDC personnel looked inside and I saw one fully masked person in CDC gear after we got out.

On the plane, we had to fill out a health screening form which essentially asked where we had been and how we were feeling. We got in the health check line and masked personnel checked off our forms. Everything was handled very professionally and calmly.

We entered another room and our forehead temperatures were taken, then we were grouped in about 8-10 and given a brief lecture about symptoms of the virus and that we had to self quarantine for 14 days. Then we were sent to another line when an agent took our names and typed things on his computer and sent on our way.

Security was a breeze and after a lengthy trek through the Detroit Airport we arrived at our gate just in time for the pre-boarding announcement. We were going to get home that night. It was a surreal and numbing five days, but I have no regrets about making this journey.

Detroit got it right, it took roughly an hour and a half to get off the plane, to go through customs and screening and to our gate. Impressive.

My wife and I are fine, symptom free and registering our vitals with the County Board of Health twice a day. We both will be working from home until the end of April, at the least. My son is well, and his mother agreed that we go back to his normal schedule so I will pick him up in the morning and drop him off with her on Wednesday morning.

We're in uncharted territory. I hope we can get through this one without too many deaths or damage.

Be well everyone.


Sunday, February 16, 2020

4.5 million probably isn't enough to take care of my son during his lifetime

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