Biden: I switched all the toilet paper to one ply Obama: Fix it Joe! |
Biden: Why can't I siphon the gas from his limo? Obama: You know why. |
Biden: Yes, I put in lower wattage bulbs. Is there a problem? Obama: Joe... |
Biden: What if I set the thermostat so it's really hot when they come home? Obama: Shut the door Joe. |
Biden: I bribed the Secret Service to give you the door codes. Clinton: Just stop it, Joe |
Biden: HDMI cables are expensive, I'm not leaving them here. Obama: *eight years of this* |
Biden: I like the dog, can I keep him? Obama: The dog is mine, Joe. |
Biden: What if I put up electric sensors that would shock them if they messed with the wallpaper? Obama: Angela, can I call you back? |
Biden: I'm going to order them 50 pizzas a night, they can afford it. Obama: ...... Biden: How about 25? |
Biden/Clinton: We short sheeted the Lincoln Bedroom! Obama: Guys....guys... |
Biden: Feel how much silverware I got in here, go on... Obama: Uhhhhhh |
Biden: How am I going to get my packages from Amazon now? Obama: Don't worry, Jill will fill out the forwarding form for you. |
Biden: Can I bring my 'Vette by at 4AM to do donuts on the lawn? Obama: For the last time, no! |
Biden: Before we go can... Obama: Plane's about to take off, got to go! |
I better not see Pence eating ice cream once. I am the ice cream eating Vice President. |
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