|Biden: I switched all the toilet paper to one ply|
Obama: Fix it Joe!
|Biden: Why can't I siphon the gas from his limo?|
Obama: You know why.
|Biden: Yes, I put in lower wattage bulbs. Is there a problem?|
|Biden: What if I set the thermostat so it's really hot when they come home?|
Obama: Shut the door Joe.
|Biden: I bribed the Secret Service to give you the door codes.|
Clinton: Just stop it, Joe
|Biden: HDMI cables are expensive, I'm not leaving them here.|
Obama: *eight years of this*
|Biden: I like the dog, can I keep him?|
Obama: The dog is mine, Joe.
|Biden: What if I put up electric sensors that would shock them if they messed with the wallpaper?|
Obama: Angela, can I call you back?
|Biden: I'm going to order them 50 pizzas a night, they can afford it.|
Biden: How about 25?
|Biden/Clinton: We short sheeted the Lincoln Bedroom!|
|Biden: Feel how much silverware I got in here, go on...|
|Biden: How am I going to get my packages from Amazon now?|
Obama: Don't worry, Jill will fill out the forwarding form for you.
|Biden: Can I bring my 'Vette by at 4AM to do donuts on the lawn?|
Obama: For the last time, no!
|Biden: Before we go can...|
Obama: Plane's about to take off, got to go!
|I better not see Pence eating ice cream once. I am the ice cream eating Vice President.|