Friday, April 24, 2020

Cheers!

In light of the president's comments regarding injecting disinfectant into the lungs to kill the COVID-19 virus, here are a few cocktails to make the MAGA life easier.

Trumpicillin

1 1/2 oz. Gin (your preference)
1 oz. Simple syrup
1/2 oz. Lavender Lysol (or to taste)
2 dashes Peychaud's Bitters
Fill shaker with ice. Shake vigorously for 30 seconds
Strain into highball glass filled with fresh ice
Top with club soda.

Tropi-Kill

2 oz. white rum
2 tsp Mango Flavor-Aid
1 oz lime juice
1 1/2 oz Lysol Lemon
3 dashes orange bitters
Stir in mixing glass until powder is dissolved
Strain into old fashioned glass
Float 1/2 oz Bacardi 151

Ivanka's Cough

8 strawberries, de-stemmed
2 oz. trump vodka
2 oz. Lysol Orange
1 Frozen champagne popsicle
Place in blender, add a few ice cubes
Blend until smooth
Pour into flute
Top with six drops Meyer Lemon soap

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