Thursday, February 17, 2011

Top Ten Places the Wisconsin Democrats May Be

10) Going to Cairo to walk like Egyptians
9) Looking for Jimmy Hoffa
8) Touring with Phish
7) Finding the real killers for O.J.
6) Searching for the jobs the GOP promised
5) Going on a road trip to gather enough Kleenex for John Boehner
4) Taking advantage of clearance sales at Borders
3) Coming to Ohio after pooling enough cash to pay for John Kasich's traffic ticket
2) With Curveball finding the weapons of mass destruction
1) Hiking the Appalachian Trail

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