"You must have forgot your little sister? Is it so wonderful in Chicago that you neither have time to give me a call nor answer my calls? But I’m clever enough to e-mail you! ;)"
The link is selling viagra.
"Booty Cutie Sexy Dolls wait for your Viagra Falls )))))))"
Then there's this one.
"Sex with two women - the first step to having sex with three."
I'll take their word for it.
Forgot to post that picture on Thursday.