I'm only a trainee here.
But will he marry you to a PAIR of shoes? Or do you have to marry just one and keep the other around as a "sister-wife" shoe?
Would it be a left or a right shoe?And what about flip-flops?
If you're marrying them they should both be the right shoe. If one party walks away the other two will be "left."Flip-flops keep the relationship interesting for everyone, if you're into that sort of thing.
If he's going to marry you to a shoe, I do not think he'd stop at anything really.
There was an old lady who LIVED in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do.See how those damn shoes simultaneously contribute to societal decay and overpopulation!
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