Tuesday, October 19, 2010

As a Karate Expert...



If you want to marry a shoe, he'll marry you two!

If I still lived in New York, he could get my vote. Because the rent, is too damn high.

5 comments:

zug said...

But will he marry you to a PAIR of shoes? Or do you have to marry just one and keep the other around as a "sister-wife" shoe?

Someone Said said...

Would it be a left or a right shoe?
And what about flip-flops?

zqg said...

If you're marrying them they should both be the right shoe. If one party walks away the other two will be "left."

Flip-flops keep the relationship interesting for everyone, if you're into that sort of thing.

Someone Said said...

If he's going to marry you to a shoe, I do not think he'd stop at anything really.

zomg said...

There was an old lady who LIVED in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do.

See how those damn shoes simultaneously contribute to societal decay and overpopulation!